Pages

Monday, 24 March 2014

Curling - Our Guilty Pleasure

It’s back! Every four years the Winter Olympics bursts onto our screens and every four years we all become very attached to a variety of weird and wonderful sports. And they don’t come much more weird and wonderful than curling.

Over the past week or so, curling has captivated the hearts and minds of the nation as we watch stone after stone glide elegantly along the ice, more often than not landing in its intended destination. But what is it about this strange sport that makes it quite so enthralling?

Well for one, it’s an Olympic sport we are actually quite good at. Both the men’s and the women’s  British teams have a legitimate chance of claiming a medal and so they should, considering the sport itself was invented in Scotland. It’s nice to see Britain succeeding at something in an Olympics where we are normally just grateful to be there.

Perhaps the main reason for its appeal stems from its relatability to the ordinary viewer. So perhaps relatability is the wrong word – it isn’t every day we roll a heavy stone along the floor. However when you consider the thought of launching yourself off of an enormous ski jump, or hurtling down an ice-shoot on a glorified tea-tray, the thought of some overly vigorous sweeping certainly seems a more realistic dream. At least you are less likely to end the day in hospital.

You would think that watching men and women gently toss a circular iron up and down ice for three hours would descend into mindless tedium and yet there is something strangely captivating about it. There is a persistent tension whilst watching, well aware that the tiniest mistake can have the hugest of consequences. At the end of the day it is a sport which, like darts and snooker, hangs on the tiniest of margins and a matter of millimeters can be the difference between victory and defeat.

Then there is the actual tactics of the game. Luckily we are blessed by the fact that the competitors are equipped with microphones so we can hear every tactical decision. Not that it helps. Often we sit and question the decision to play a guard way off line whilst the commentators applaud the genius of the shot. We are then made to look the fools as the end progresses and we discover that the shot we had so unequivocally questioned turns out to be in exactly the right place. Nevertheless it is this tactical mystery that adds to the curling attraction.

The fact that it stretches across the entire Olympics is also a reason people become so attached. Many of the events at the Olympics, as exhilarating and jaw-dropping as they are, are finished in a matter of hours. Only this Sunday did I manage to miss the entire women’s snowboard cross competition as the qualifiers, quarter-final, semi-final and final were all completed  before I had fully enjoyed my Sunday lie-in. Yet with the curling it does not matter if you miss the odd game because you know there will be another the next day. This format allows much more of a connection with the team compared with, say, the snowboarding where the athletes have come and gone in a flash.

And what of our British team? Well over recent years we have become well accustomed to seeing grit and determination from a Scotsman in the form of Wimbledon Champion Andy Murray and these personality traits are evident throughout both the men’s and women’s teams. The two skips in particular, David Murdoch and Eve Muirhead bring such drive and determination that they deserve a medal for that alone. Their steely grit is levelled out by the youthful exuberance of their team mates such as Anna Sloan and Scott Andrews as both teams are full of warm and likable athletes.


The romantic in me would love to see gold medals for both teams followed by the explosion of curling throughout the UK with venues popping up left right and centre. The realist tells me that both of these are unlikely, although the chances of at least one medal are far from unrealistic. The sad truth is that in a month’s time we will have forgotten about curling again. It will have drifted out of our thoughts save for those few moments of overly enthusiastic kitchen sweeping for another four years until it returns in Pyeongchang. So enjoy it whilst you can because there really isn’t anything else like it.

No comments:

Post a Comment